Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011

Pineapple Hairs

The stuff that is on top of a pineapple. And if you searched this up it is either because you are Anix himself or one of his viewers.

Anix: “Pineapple hairs better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow”

by Peachy27262 June 16, 2020

karls._.hair

a cool tiktoker who loves karl jacobs :

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3

by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021

Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.

*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”

by Niggashyper August 20, 2018

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.

The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.

by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014

Gyan Hair

A specific hair style to attract someone of the opposite gender, thus creating strong sexual tension.

He had the Gyan Hair back in highschool.

by Ahlpheiss January 31, 2016