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Theology class with Mrs. Maraglino

Theology Class with Mrs. Maraglino gives frees.
by donald j duck April 22, 2021
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Online Class

If you don't blink enough, your eyes dry out, causing blurry vision and discomfort. The other main problem from staring at a screen too long is eyestrain Pretty sure you saw this on google Online Class is basically School But online.

Teacher: If You Want To Be A Pilot, you have to do School First!
random guy 1: ill be Blind if i do.

did that make sense?
by Caesar Zeppeli October 7, 2020
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Class

Luke Scarry. The pinacle of rowing as whole.
“Seen them new Oakley’s that came out?” “Yeah man they’ll look class on Luke Scarry
by I’m from Peru January 14, 2023
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ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.
When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".
by ReyVenge May 28, 2024
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sour middle class

Overly bourgeois teenagers who study art as an outlet for their tortured soul due to never having to go without. Or people that believe that still voting Liberal Democrat is a viable option.
For example "The sour middle class are so depressed because they have everything they need, self harming over their 1st world problems!"
by TwistedHistorian June 4, 2014
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A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
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Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
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