Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.

You fucking nard tard iPhone piece of shit.

by Ultra long man November 10, 2017

slam-tard

One who is a retard to the point of making one to physically harm another.

"Erin is a fucking Slam-tard...But kinda hot." - Chris's bad side.
"That's fine, she doesn't have to talk when you do her." - Chris's other bad side.

by -V(ChXc)- August 20, 2007

Wii-tard

the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.

Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.

by Aydrianne May 26, 2007

Charred Tard

An African American retard.

Hey, look at that charred tard over there.

by Justin April 08, 2005

e-tarded

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

by Naruto the Negro August 29, 2008

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 20, 2007

pharma-tard

A pharmacist who refuses to provide access to birth control based on a moral or religious inclination towards forced childbirth. A pharmacist who's actions deny access to any form of birth control based on "moral principles" of religious freedom, making the amazing argument that it a threat to their freedom to deny a consumer access to choice in an otherwise rational, free market society.

Susan tried to get the morning after pill down the street, but she should have known some pharma-tard would stop her because of the massive creepy crosses plastered all over the building.

by obesiverse April 06, 2013