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Jacob

A jacob is usually stubborn and only likes girl for what they can give on their body. They are fuckboys who will play you like you are a board game. Although jacobs are good looking and chill don't mistake that for a good thing. They use their looks to get with you. Don't date a jacob or you will end up heartbroken
person1- "hey didn't you date a jacob"
person2- "yeah but they ended up playing me"
by anonymousbby123 August 18, 2019
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Jacob

A Jacob is someone who calls himself jacoby and is crack head who you will love to hang out with
I like Jacob he is a deranged crackhead, serial killer
by people 35 December 4, 2019
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Jacobs Field

Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?

Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
by Tommy Toolio May 18, 2005
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Jacob deGrom

Pitcher for the New York Mets. Arguably the best in the game right now, with a 2018 Cy Young, led the MLB with a 1.7 ERA had 269 Strikeouts, meanwhile the team was garbage around him, he had a 10-9 record .
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record

He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown
Guy 1: Who do you think is the best Pitcher in the League right now

Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now
by C-McMoney October 25, 2019
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jacob ewaskey

cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.
krystal:"Who's your bf?"

jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"

krystal:"I'm sorry"
by Krysjen May 4, 2010
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the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013
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Jacob overman

Jacob overman is a gay faggot ass bitch. He is very dumb and has shit grades. He is the disgrace to the family. He is also a looser with no real friends. He is very easily butt hurt and with cut his wrist if the people he thinks are his friends make jokes about him. Sometimes he will even cut him self over a video game. He likes to make shitty YouTube videos were he usually tells some retarted stories with gameplay in the background. The gameplay is usually him sweating his balls off in a single player game becuase he sucks at all fps online games. He also looks like a twig becuase of how skinny he is. The people he calls "friends" call him twig and this leads him to get butt hurt and send a video of him cutting his wrist in a group chat. He is also ugly as fuck and can't get no bitches, but he is into the crusty ugly black chicks. So overall you don't want to be friends or even interact with a Jacob overman becuase he is a fucking faggot.
Don't talk to that kid he is such a jacob overman he is cutting his wrist over sonic adventures and becuase his friends called him a plastic bag.
by Jacob overman is a twig July 22, 2016
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