a mexicans foot that has a condition where taco sauce forms between the toes and creates a moldy residue know as "el guapo stinko inbetween toe". It is seriously smelly and some times fatal if the surrounding area is not evacuated. If condition gets out of control rub cheese into infected areas then deep fry area to remove scabs. Once you have had stink foot you will have it for live and will have random breakouts, so avoid eating any dirty mexican borritos or chalupas because they cause a serious reaction with el stink foot.
by Tony "Da Fat Foot" Mook December 23, 2008
Get the el stink footmug. The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
by krafty89 January 23, 2011
Get the Athletes Foot Dickmug. To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.
Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."
by junkiii April 24, 2020
Get the one foot in the gravemug. Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.
On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.
by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017
Get the Phantom Clutch Footmug. by Eat foot girl December 9, 2020
Get the Eat foot daymug. by Quack-attack April 26, 2021
Get the Close but no ducks footmug. by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022
Get the tiny foot lickermug.