E-Load

(n) a hot, messy load blown onto a webcam during cyber relations

(v) to blow a hot, messy load towards and or onto a webcam during cyber relations
ex) (n) Dude, it took forever to clean the E-load off of my webcam last night.

ex) (v) Dude, I E-loaded all over your sister last night man!
by Neal Jetherop Peters July 19, 2011
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e-mileage

The phenomenon that occurs when you receive a really good email and you forward it to friends who continue to forward it on.
Man, that last email was so funny, I know it's going to get a lot of e-mileage.
by Lisad September 21, 2007
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the e-mail

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.
young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
by ESlatt February 07, 2007
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e-prime

English Prime, a special trimmed version of the English language (E-Standard) that excludes all forms of the "to be" verb for improved "mental hygiene".

A useful awareness to have that allows anyone to react carefully and critically towards a situation.

Reinforces the simple philosophy of "et cetera", that a thought will always lead to another thought, that nothing has an absolute meaning.
E-Standard: "Why ARE you so damn ugly?"
E-Prime response: "I don't know what you mean, define "ugly".."
by WhiteKnight82 June 15, 2009
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E-Virgin

Sniper, aka someone who has NEVER engaged in e-sexual relations, also known as e-fucking
"Hey!! Want to e-fuck?"
"Nope! Sorry Im an E-Virgin Im scared?"
by Kemmmmm February 16, 2019
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e-threesome

When a person has sex with two others over the internet.
A threesome, only, over the internet
Bob had an e-threesome last night on e-Chat Lounge
Have you had an e-threesome?
by FakeCriz February 03, 2019
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e-nfamy

the state of being infamous on the internet for some bad quality or deed.
Dredastttarm has a certain measure of e-nfamy within Eve Online now.
by Rixx Javix January 31, 2014
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