Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name May 29, 2012
mugGet the Tainted Statusmug.

Lucy status

To owe some one money for a long period of time and not intend to pay back.
That guys on lucy status now
by Realmacandcheese July 1, 2022
mugGet the Lucy statusmug.

bunk status

Post up on your bed.
Dang girl you're on bunk status hope you feel better.
by TripsGirl January 7, 2024
mugGet the bunk statusmug.

damnerpost status

damnerpost status
I like damnerpost status.
by CDevIsTaken January 29, 2021
mugGet the damnerpost statusmug.

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 1, 2020
mugGet the Statue Defendermug.

rlp status

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.
Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations
by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021
mugGet the rlp statusmug.

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