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crystal

meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.
Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."
by phantomrevenge December 24, 2010
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Crysta

The craziest girl alive! It's always an adventure when Crysta is around.
Yes, its true what you've heard she is the secret member of the Avengers.
Roberto: Woahhh that crysta is one crazy girl!!
by Just a crazy guy May 23, 2013
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chode crystal

A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.
by Stumble January 24, 2008
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Crysis rating

The rating a computer has for running the highly graphically intensive game, Crysis.
Drew:This computer is the world's most advanced computer!
Bill: The Crysis rating is medium, most likely.
by ZDG June 29, 2008
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Cryptic Falcon

A gamer of unknown origin. Going about in a ninja like fashion, this gamer is often not noticed until it is too late. They know every weakness, and adjust accordingly. Neither man or computer can stand in their way. Be aware.
"We have to pull a cryptic falcon on them. It might be our only chance"
by Tinker Tonk March 8, 2009
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cryler

A person who says they will never cry in movies but ends up doing so.

A mix of cry and liar.
"Uhh, I knew she was a total cryler when she watches Titanic."
by Tekita August 9, 2009
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Crybitch

One who complains about everything or whines excessively.
Man he's such a crybitch.
That chick is the biggest crybitch i know.
My girlfriend is a crybitch.
by leftyhandz November 4, 2009
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