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sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.
by Dr McG December 18, 2022
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Liberal Sandwich

A threesome with two republican girls, and a left leaning male. Typically in between both of them this creating the "sandwhich"
Bruh Taylor and Samantha Liberal Sandwiched me last night after the debate, it was awesome!
by Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyi December 9, 2020
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cum sandwich

by pemisbutthoe November 6, 2021
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cousin sandwich

When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.
Bro the cousin sandwich last was unforgettable. Johnson was unbelievable.
by bconz20 October 13, 2021
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McCum sandwich

It’s when you preform anal then right as you are about to cum you pull out and jizz right along the ass crack. It is optional to then lick it off
Kyle1: yo me and Kyle3 tried McCum sandwich yesterday

Kyle2: yo wtf man. I wanted to join

Kyle1: sorry mannn I’m free next Tuesday.
by meme loop November 22, 2019
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Sandwich ho

A sandwich ho is a woman that has a first or last name that is or can be related to sex
Jess deeper is such a sandwich ho name
By Dave.s
by lildavion January 6, 2017
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sandwich-hug

A "make someone feel special" hug that's administered when there are only three people present; unlike the classic "group-hug special" (three people forming a group-hugging "triangle" around a fourth person who is the "special" one), this embrace involves having the "special" person face one of the other two people and snuggle up against him chest-to-chest, and then the third person comes up behind the "special" person and extends his arms forward on either side of the "special" person, while the first person does likewise, so that he and the third person hug each other "from a distance", and are both hugging the "special" person in the process.
Slim cutie, strolling on the beach arm-in-arm with two mushy-hearted admirers: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot --- today's my seventeenth birthday.
One of her two companions: Really? Well, then --- let's give Birthday Girl a great big ol' sandwich-hug!
Cutie, placidly closing her eyes to better savor her companions' cuddly attention: Awww... thanks, fellas --- mmmmmm... there's really nuthin' quite so comforting for a girl as havin' TWO big warm fuzzy chests snugglin' up from both directions!
Other admirer: Well, it's the least we can do for ya, Sweet Cheex --- too bad the rest of our peeps are away at the pool, or we coulda all given ya a humongous CROWD-HUG and thrown ya a nice birthday party. But at least the two of us can give ya **sandwich-snugglez**!
First admirer: Yes, and then we can all go to the diner for some pipin'-hot grilled-cheese **sandwiches**!
by QuacksO February 5, 2017
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