Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.

I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets

by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020

ME

1. Used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition.
"do you understand me?"
2. (Informal) Used in exclamations.
3. (Informal) When used at a high volume, you can express great interest in the thing someone is holding. Best used when you are snatching said item.

ME!!!!!!!!!!
Whao chill, have this basketball

by hmm69420 May 11, 2021

Pick me

The term pick me is used for people who specifically drag attention to themselves. Wanting people to feel sorry for them or just being sorry individuals themselves.

Example: “Man, that guy Taron is such a Pick me ass nigga”.

by Pheonix king March 14, 2022

down to cuck fam, date me

a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her

Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off

by Pogabear December 26, 2016

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

That ain’t me

That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.

Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.

by Mrcamelot March 11, 2022