Stupidest Shit Ever

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Stupidest Shit Ever.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Pampered Shit Cavern

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.

Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.

by Duff McGee December 5, 2005

shit on my dick

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment

Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!

by leefvc April 12, 2009

ass load of shit

a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon

also known as a large amount of undesirable object

when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"

person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do

by Rio Cafe April 11, 2010

Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.

Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.

by cosmicaug October 7, 2009

double flush shit

when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged

daniel-"you were in there for a long time"
connor-"yeah man it was a double flush shit"

by Big Red Bear 16 November 30, 2009

Oh my shit!

term used when "Oh my hell" just doesnt suffice.

"Oh my shit!" last night was crazy! You were totally twisted and dancing on the bar.

by mellsbells November 20, 2010