beached whale

a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!

he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage

by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010

whalenika

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.

Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…

by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021

whaler

One who bangs a fat chick.

Damn... Alex is a real whaler, he harpooned that piece of blubber last week. He must have been really drunk!

by POOG! May 13, 2005

Whalen

(V.) To cock block a friend at a social gathering, when that friend has a chance of getting it in

Jack: How was the Dance, kid?
Joe: "Dude, was grinding this bidd, when i got completely whalened by a drunk guy humping me."

by Brontifex Maximus August 26, 2010

whale penis

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

Whale Shit

Donald Trump. and his entire grifter, inbred, dumpster fire family

This guy is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Sketchy, rapey, lardass, illiterate, and inhuman by all accounts. He’s goddam Whale Shit.

by SalTheButcher November 7, 2019

Whale Whore

An obese person who steals your Canadian and fornicates in your Bat Cave.

I can't believe he did the nasty with that Whale Whore! And In our Bat Cave too!!! Candians these days.

by 1 second warrior November 20, 2006