Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

by anji.ewwww June 7, 2023

Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023

Wet Kevin

The act of attempting to curl out a solid turn onto a partners stomach, but proceeding to shower them in liquid faecal matter

"That large Mexican man just gave me a wet Kevin!"

by Donc1305 February 15, 2023

wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

by DrewDrew October 23, 2005

Wet Hug

another form of penis hug, relating to the the other penis hugs such as booty/pussy hug and boob hug; more specifically a boob hug, but the girl proceeds to kiss/lick/suck on the end of the penis, in some cases causing it to ejaculate on him/her.

girl-"aww, did you like ur wet hug?"
boy-"...wow, Britt, juss wow."

by riotross September 2, 2009

wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.

...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.

by Nuckpang February 17, 2008

Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

by drewseph January 29, 2005