SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

Really tiny weenie

Another way of saying micropenis, very small and skinny

Gryphon has a really tiny weenie.

by Qazzaqwert September 22, 2017

Hallo’s of Ween

The season of Jack-o-lanterns, costumes and Webs of Cob.

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I have many young children who get Cob Smacked by my Web of Cob at my house when they Stop by toTrick or Treat in their cute costumes.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

hot dog weenie

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arthritis hot dog weenie is arthritis

by who even cares about my name June 18, 2020

Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation

"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"

by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 9, 2020

Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021