washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

B washed

A person who becomes washed (or bad) at a game by playing with someone named Brandon.

man I was doing so good but Brandon wanted to play and I got B washed

by Bruhmeme6969 May 4, 2024

washed bitch

i person who doesn't come out with their friends anymore and never leaves there house and just sits there jerking off

come on kane dont be a washed bitch

by yew2227 July 10, 2024

Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.

by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020

san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

by Phdcarl August 8, 2017

Rice-Washed

A spin on the phrase "White-Washed". This implies that a person has been so engrossed in a certain Asian culture they act more Asian.

"Dude take off that anime shirt, you're so Rice-Washed"
"Fuck you I love Hentai"

by Shoover May 23, 2022