X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024

Estate Twitter

Also known as Elite Twitter is a Ghanaian segregated bunch of people who think they are cool and better than others and go about trying to shit on Abenkwan tweeps

Suit guy ein relationship cameraman trying act all intelligent so he can be seen as estate Twitter tweep

by 007gayzee March 9, 2022

Twitter circle

Where you can be horny in peace

Everyone’s horny in the twitter circle

by London berry September 13, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.

Jimmy: hey, I recently started using Twitter
John: die

by MoistCereal June 18, 2021

Yoshi Twitter

Group of yoshi parodies that are very horny and like to have orgies

Have you seen yoshi Twitter today they are very horny

by Hot mamas December 2, 2020

Twitter

An unholy eldritch amalgamation of humanity's worst "people".

Twitter user: I think the age of consent should be 2 minutes old!

by idk6000 January 1, 2022

Twitter

Fucking cancel culture. Nothing but toxic uneducated 11 y/o’s trying to cancel grown ass adults. Mostly fake news too and nobody REALLY uses it.

Some cancelling bitch: “I was on twitter last night and now I think *** should be cancelled.”
Someone w brain idk: “What the fuck, why would u be on twitter and stop trying to cancel people.”

by CapitalOfEgypt April 25, 2021