Toilet Tamer

Toilet Tamers are the toilet attendants you find in Bars and Night Clubs, invariably on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. They will have an array of hair taming gels, waxes and sprays, a duty free shop worth of fragrances and a load chuba chubbs and chewing gums. They will offer you soap and towels after you wash your hands and will expect money (or if you rather, a tip) in return. If you feel tight or think a you shouldn't be bullied into not washing your hands after using the loo you can: a)use the toilet freely before 7pm, b)hold it all night c) be brave - they don't expect to be tipped if you just take soap and a towel. you only need to tip if you use one of the expensive things (gels, perfumes etc). If you want to tip, you do it like in america - once at the beginning and again at the end of the night (depending on how long you stay there!)

Go to any large night club or bar on the afore mentioned nights and meet your very own Toilet Tamer!

by Ben Suuuuuuuuunders March 18, 2007

Trailer Trash

Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park and is distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, slovenly or slutty clothing, and general ignorance. Recreations include drinking malt liquor in lawn chairs under tattered R.V. awning and teenage pregnancy. Close synonymn for poor white trash. Can also be used as literal term for personal effects strewn by tornado when ripping though mobile home park.

Leanne Rodent is Trailer Trash

by Canadianada January 9, 2010

Dirt Trail

When you fuck someone in the ass.

If the river runs red (on the rag) take the dirt trail.

by Dangerous February 21, 2003

Snail Trail

A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.

That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!

by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017

Trailer Pizza

A trailer pizza is a tasty treat enjoyed by trailer dwellers everywhere.

To make a trailer pizza:
Take a tortilla and spread ketchup on the top to be the sauce. Then cover with American Cheese slices. To be healthy and have your vegetable intake most trailer denizens add some whole dill gherkins to the top. Next sprinkle grated Spam on top and dollop with a heaping portion mayonnaise. It is important to put the mayonnaise on before cooking.

To cook place in a dirty microwave for ten minutes. Enjoy with the traditional sauce of half Keystone and half clotted cream.

Mmmm I loves me some bologna on MY trailer pizza.

by AvrilCyrus July 6, 2009

Toilet Noob

A person who has to take a shit ever half hour.

Bob: Wow John, you have to go to the bathroom all the time.
John: So....?
Bob: You must be a toilet Noob.

by TheWindSoldier April 20, 2010

Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.

Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.

by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010