happy trail

The region of pubic hair from the bellybutton to the crotch on guys.

Their is NEVER a happy trail on girls.

by misterguyy September 2, 2012

happy trail

a thick line of hair on men going from belly button straight to pubes. it's kindof gross but appealing.

i knew he was a firecrotch from his red happy trail.

i found a grey hair in my happy trail this morning!

by wordmasta42 August 27, 2005

Tradthot

See; Emma Novakova on Facebook for example

Emma Novakova is a certified tradthot

by Jermaindolf Niggler September 11, 2018

trail of tears

the long trip back home when you didn't get any ass

"she kicked me out and had to make that long ass trail of tears back home.....FUCK"

by metamorphosis May 15, 2004

Trail mix

The act of initiating multiple alternating entries into both of a woman's holy orifices during her time of cleansing, resulting in a runny trail of what appears to be dried cranberries and chocolate covered raisins, sometimes but not reliably including several varieties of nuts or corn.

I tried to give Ang a swift donkey punch but I didn’t know it was harvest time. Now I have trail mix stains all over the linen

by King Donkey March 13, 2008

Trail Nazi

someone who destroys a trail

The damn trail nazi put a trip wire in the trail

by Big Tots October 10, 2004

river trail

A trash ass school were every girl is white and has a flat chest and there is hella people running around doing dumb shit.

30 year old uncle: I went to river trail school once

by 🤘🏽 April 25, 2017