A gay, motherfucker,that has no friends and no life,who mind rapes children while they sleep, acts like a fucking bastard to anyone tells him where to shove his fucking Pokemon cards. He thinks he sees vampires and werewolves and thinks he's gods given gift to women.Arrogant prick.
See that guy over there he's like tony.
Tony's in our class for his sake I hope I don't kick him in the balls he doesn't have.
A complete bag of douche who thinks that they are a total player. Often seen wearing extremely homosexual pink shirts, plaid shorts, and Swiss (what the fuck?) hats.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.
George Bush's puppet. Has won three general elections, despite being proven to be a liar. Has sent many young men to their deaths over an unjust war in Iraq, in order to ensure an oil supply for America and to finish the job that bush's dad failed. Married to the most heartless bitch in the world, who has a mouth strangely shaped like a letter box. Nicknamed by some as "Teflon Tony" due to the fact that nothing could stick to him, but that seems to be wearing off as his party proves itself to be more and more corrupt. In short he is a crunt
"Unconditional love is doing whatever another person wants, always being there for them and helping them when they're low - much like TonyBlair's love for George Bush"
3.A sexy italian man who eats pizza pies and pasta daily
4.Someone who hates mayo and cupcakes
5.A person who listens to straight edge bands excessivly
6.A heart breaking hooker
7.A guy who buys promise rings with no promises behind them.
8.A guy who smokes
9.A super neato Frito guy
10. A silly salamander
ADJECTIVE:
extremely sexifyingly sexy and funny
Liz: Hey what's up?
Tony: I hate it when people say what's up!
Liz: oh.. sorry...
Tony: I hate talking on cellphones i'm going to get brain cancer and its your fault
Liz: oh... your such a tony!
Random person: Hey!!! Tony!!! how is the tirestore?