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A gay, motherfucker,that has no friends and no life,who mind rapes children while they sleep, acts like a fucking bastard to anyone tells him where to shove his fucking Pokemon cards. He thinks he sees vampires and werewolves and thinks he's gods given gift to women.Arrogant prick.
See that guy over there he's like tony.
Tony's in our class for his sake I hope I don't kick him in the balls he doesn't have.
Tony by Wednesday69 August 22, 2012
A complete bag of douche who thinks that they are a total player. Often seen wearing extremely homosexual pink shirts, plaid shorts, and Swiss (what the fuck?) hats.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.
Wow, that kid just slapped me on the ass. What a complete tobey.
tobey by ninja II April 19, 2008

tony blair 

George Bush's puppet. Has won three general elections, despite being proven to be a liar. Has sent many young men to their deaths over an unjust war in Iraq, in order to ensure an oil supply for America and to finish the job that bush's dad failed. Married to the most heartless bitch in the world, who has a mouth strangely shaped like a letter box. Nicknamed by some as "Teflon Tony" due to the fact that nothing could stick to him, but that seems to be wearing off as his party proves itself to be more and more corrupt. In short he is a crunt
"Unconditional love is doing whatever another person wants, always being there for them and helping them when they're low - much like Tony Blair's love for George Bush"
tony blair by Franklino May 28, 2006
1.A greasy automechanic drinking a pepsi.

2.a shorter name for Anthony

3.A sexy italian man who eats pizza pies and pasta daily

4.Someone who hates mayo and cupcakes

5.A person who listens to straight edge bands excessivly

6.A heart breaking hooker

7.A guy who buys promise rings with no promises behind them.

8.A guy who smokes

9.A super neato Frito guy

10. A silly salamander

ADJECTIVE:

extremely sexifyingly sexy and funny
Liz: Hey what's up?
Tony: I hate it when people say what's up!
Liz: oh.. sorry...
Tony: I hate talking on cellphones i'm going to get brain cancer and its your fault
Liz: oh... your such a tony!

Random person: Hey!!! Tony!!! how is the tirestore?

Tony by Liz Waters December 9, 2008
The redneck mexican quarterback of the worst chemistrically combined team in the history of the NFL. This isnt madden 09 Jerry Jones.
I cant believe Jessica Simpson loves such a redneck mexican in Tony Romo
Tony Romo by Michael Boyce February 6, 2009
instead of silly goose, "you tonky truck!"

1. Aicha, get yo tonky ass ova hurr mutha fucker
2. dude that kid is one tonky ass mofo
tonky by max k January 31, 2005