An individual who perpetually shun's any real attempt at socialising in favour of constantly driving.
Individual Reaching Out 1: Hey man! Come have a beer and join the party!
Tom Kearney: (Mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
Individual Reaching Out 2: Don't bother dude, that guy's a real Tom Kearney.
Person 1: You coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
Person 2: Nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
Person 1: Dude , your such a Tom Kearney.
Tom Kearney: (Mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
Individual Reaching Out 2: Don't bother dude, that guy's a real Tom Kearney.
Person 1: You coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
Person 2: Nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
Person 1: Dude , your such a Tom Kearney.
by tomsmate November 6, 2011
Get the Tom Kearneymug. (Foxley - Common abbreviation)
Tom Foxley
1)Noun: often used to descibe a certain arrangement of facial features usually giving the viewer an urge to punch said face.
2)Noun: used to describe one whom oft has an air of innocence used as a visual facade yet he frequently uses this facade to bed unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated women
3)Verb: To Foxley - to describe the action of bedding an unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated woman
(The past participle of this verb can also be used as an adjective to describe one of said women whom have been objected to the act of 'Foxleying')
4) Noun: Cunt
Tom Foxley
1)Noun: often used to descibe a certain arrangement of facial features usually giving the viewer an urge to punch said face.
2)Noun: used to describe one whom oft has an air of innocence used as a visual facade yet he frequently uses this facade to bed unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated women
3)Verb: To Foxley - to describe the action of bedding an unwilling, emotionally vulnerable or intoxicated woman
(The past participle of this verb can also be used as an adjective to describe one of said women whom have been objected to the act of 'Foxleying')
4) Noun: Cunt
1) 'Dude that guy so annoys me, he's got one of those Tom Foxley faces, Know what I mean?'
'I know man, I just wanna lay that dick out.'
2) 'Hey, did you hear, Michael got with Millie when she was wasted'
'Yeah I know, he's such a Tom Foxley.'
3) Millie got Foxleyed. (adj)
Michael was Foxleying Millie all night.
4) 'You're such a Foxley'
'Man, why are you being such a Tom Foxley?'
'I know man, I just wanna lay that dick out.'
2) 'Hey, did you hear, Michael got with Millie when she was wasted'
'Yeah I know, he's such a Tom Foxley.'
3) Millie got Foxleyed. (adj)
Michael was Foxleying Millie all night.
4) 'You're such a Foxley'
'Man, why are you being such a Tom Foxley?'
by AfroBoyz July 3, 2008
Get the Tom Foxleymug. Where wannabe guidos tend to lurk. They also go to teen nightclubs and jerk each other off to house music. Girls that go to teen nightclubs tend to carry around STD's and like to get silly on the dance floor, which is why girls from this scary town are called "sluts". Also, girls from Toms River like to take pictures with duck lips and post them on Facebook, as guys like to take pictures with there shirt off and a hat on, which makes them "fresh". No other town near Toms River likes them, so it's always a big fight which ends up with Toms River getting shat on, usually by Bricktown.
Foreigner: Yo, lets get some bitches from Toms River!
Bricktown kid: I don't want an STD man, let's just drink some Busch.
Bricktown kid: I don't want an STD man, let's just drink some Busch.
by Bricktown January 30, 2012
Get the Toms Rivermug. A bestselling author with a slew of novels known for their realism like Rainbow Six.
His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
by Hardstuck Internet October 29, 2017
Get the Tom Clancymug. a large overweight native who serves no purpose in life..but is employed at the local bus station..he arrives at work with 24's of honey lager falling out of his truck..he is never clean or presentable..even to a dirty bum living on the street....... example:chirs french
by mark palmer March 15, 2004
Get the big TOMmug. To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology
man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008
Get the Tom Cruisemug. 