Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone
Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

by La Ura March 9, 2009

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast
Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
by Mousebagg December 21, 2021

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

Toast is a form of bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction altering the flavor of the bread and making it firmer so that it is easier to spread toppings on it. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. Bread is often toasted using a toaster, but toaster ovens are also used. Though many types of bread can be toasted the most commonly used is "sliced bread", referring to bread that is already sliced and bagged upon purchase and may be white, brown, multigrain, etc.
by XamPopPow March 11, 2019

The weirdest club in the school, worships toast. Often will have positions of power within the cul-I mean club. It may sometimes include sacrifices of the loaf to please the toast gods.
Fuck they might be a cult
Fuck they might be a cult
by oi hu u bloody luking at skank November 10, 2022

by Cousin Vitto May 28, 2018
