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french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024
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Smelling Toast

I don't think he died from heartbreak, I think Kevin was smelling toast.
by bunnybeau014 September 6, 2025
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Toast

Toast is a form of bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction altering the flavor of the bread and making it firmer so that it is easier to spread toppings on it. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. Bread is often toasted using a toaster, but toaster ovens are also used. Though many types of bread can be toasted the most commonly used is "sliced bread", referring to bread that is already sliced and bagged upon purchase and may be white, brown, multigrain, etc.
by XamPopPow March 11, 2019
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Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
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Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some Toasted SouthWestern.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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Sorkktur x Toast

by Toastisweird February 18, 2021
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Toasted

Getting high off your ass. With weed. Just weed. Not alcohol. It’s not a regional thing.
Emily: Toasted means getting drunk.

Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.
by J_C_W March 7, 2020
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