Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity

"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."

by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020

evan healy

has an rtx 3070

wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy

by gtx haver January 15, 2022

evan sais

He is an awesome person who have a big penis.

Your such an Evan sais

by Jac is the November 23, 2016

Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.

I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis

by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 16, 2019

corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot

Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him

by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025

Evan

He is the best person u will ever meet.He is smart,cute nd he has a bright smile that gives u courage.He is a real friend ,always here for u.U actually love nd hate him in the same time.Good luck if u have one in ur life.U actually have good luck.

Evan is the soulmate u need ,no matter what

by Justatiredmonster November 20, 2021

Evan

there gay aka me : im evan :)

gay is Evan

by anonymous September 17, 2022