thirstable

1. A thirstable is something you can drink;

2. something to quench your thirst.

A: While we're in the store, is there anything you want to get?
B: Not really, but I could probably use some thirstables.
A: Comestibles?
B: No, thirstables.

by logikality November 11, 2011

Thirsty Duck

One who cheats on their significant other, more specifically engages in strictly oral actions.

Person 1- "Damn! I saw Jaquisha running out of that man's house at 2am!"

Person 2- "I wouldn't doubt that bro, I knew she was a Thirsty Duck!"

by GHoZT February 8, 2013

Thirstiest Thursday

The 2nd Thursday of every October college students start drinking alcohol before, during or immediately after their classes for the day usually celebrating the wrap up of their early first semester midterms.

Dude, the last week sucked but its okay because I'm getting fucked up all day Thursday for Thirstiest Thursday

by collegedude2013 October 9, 2013

Thirsty

When a male or female desperately craves the affection and affirmation of multiple members of the opposite sex.

John is trying to get that girl's number too? That's the third one this week. Man, he is thirsty!

by Socratessss June 4, 2015

thirteenth button

Old military training film euphemism for a condom.

Don't forget to button your thirteenth button when on shore leave.

by G D Hetz November 12, 2007

TWIRSTY

A word to describe being thirsty on Thursday. Associated with the consumption of alcohol on Thursday. Most people refer to Thursday as Thirsty Thursday.

I'm feeling twirsty, today.

by Latinbro September 3, 2010

thirty four

A number that represents you are old as fuck!

I heard Kate just turned thirty four - should we get her a walker?

by Naanaanaanaapoopoo December 11, 2016