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Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.
“There was much unicorning at the party

Can’t wait to unicorn you”
by Megatron84 July 18, 2024
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unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
by anonymous January 4, 2023
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Unicorn

person 1: 'i love unicorns'
person 2: 'hahahahhaha u suck!'
by e3uhufhuene July 1, 2019
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Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast
I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn
by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019
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Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you
Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
by Dugbur November 20, 2023
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unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons
Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis
by Dustinyv June 17, 2019
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Ancient unicorn man

A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"
Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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