by Anonima999 April 17, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
Get the safety unicornmug. When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.
"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017
Get the The unicornmug. by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019
Get the Eating Unicornmug. by Theunicorner January 31, 2017
Get the unicorn shoe hornmug. The male or female that any man or woman would want to show off to their mom, their dad, extended family, and the rest of the world as a "suck it" to their exes that didn't live up to the hype. Full unicorns are a rare breed and should be captured and studied on the spot.
That man I started dating turned out to be a full unicorn. -Tracy
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
by The Juiced One April 28, 2021
Get the full unicornmug. by lady kit July 11, 2014
Get the Unicorn Flippingmug.