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Twittered

The art of explaining long paragraphs by a short sentence in emails or during conversation.
Joe often gets twittered at work by his boss.
by Ritz Bet August 19, 2017
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twitter gangup

When you see an asshole committee verbally pissing down your back usually torqued snowflakes or as Jenna Jameson would use the term 'special moron' in a hashtag, I seen the industry gang up on me when it was none of their business when "Plain Jane" Ferridge did a one sided war with me, Cherie M. Priest ended up butting in as she got a c-bomb tossed at her in retort as my blog entry on wordpress speaking about how some investigative don't always return. My insult to her "No one gives fuck about your gardening" as I linked her blog about some of her gardening as I had the YouTube vid known as "Four and Twenty Deadbirds" where I had her first novel signed when she was with a small press. I had spoke with her then publisher asking if she had a history of fucking people over as I remember and I quote when speaking with her on the phone in 2003, "I don't write well with others." My video's closing, "This is the only novel I will ever spend my hard earned money on a I am going to give those readers to my roster on the first namesake as a lot of them write part time."
When one does an investigative report hammering into SomethingAwful for pulling a jayson blair level literary kleptomania, the editor of Queer Fear pulled a tl;dr as he got freight-trained on twitter, "you might as well denied the holocaust you fucking faggot!" That invoked a high profile blowup that saw The Egoless Writer's creator calling me a vile shit. As he claimed the Goon was pulling a prank, as I caught the fuck with my first novel too. I cautioned to the Queer Fear editor not to be in the room with me, but I would end up joining my classmate in the klink as he's a protected species as that invoked one of the more infamous twitter gangup tactics in the industry as I published an alumn of The Huffington Post when he was alive.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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twitter

a toxic social media platform filled with oversensitive faggots that act like toddlers, oh wait toddlers can think better than that,
man twitter is the worst social media platform on earth im quitting
by ilovehugeass56lawl October 15, 2022
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Western Twitter

A term used by porn addicted weebs to describe american twitter even though japanese twitter is just as bad
by The Devious Man September 25, 2021
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twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use
"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
by boatychan February 3, 2019
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Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
by Idekidc May 19, 2021
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Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.
The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.
by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023
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