Drigh Up

When you are drunk, high (stoned) and up (on MDMA)!

Mate I am so drigh up right now.

by bilbopeen November 18, 2012

Up and Down

Up and Down reffers to cocaine (Up) and heroin. (Down)

"Yo let me get 5 up and 10 down."

Buyer- "Hey papi, do you got both up and down?"
Dealer- "Yes!"
Buyer- "Awesome! Let me get 7 up, 10 down."
Dealer- "That's 170 papi."

by uhhuhman February 12, 2021

fauxucked up

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.

Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!

by chase hollywood November 11, 2011

Up the Hoof

Phrase used to describe a female who has found herself to be in a state of pregnancy.

"Aww man, that girl I banged last month is up the hoof....I knew I should have wrapped my piece"

by Paulzovich April 8, 2015

Fitch Up

A Fitch Up is pulled when pretending to resign from a job. They key is to get re-hired after only a week or two of leaving.

Worker 1: Man, I can't believe he's been gone a whole week now.
Worker 2: Didn't you hear? He's starting back on Tuesday!
Worker 1: what a classic Fitch Up.

by CL1LN0 September 4, 2019

Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Stroke up

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020