drunk text

A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 4, 2006

Text Message

1. a way for teens to breakup with each other...
2. The act of messaging someone via cellular device...
3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinero off horomonally stressed teens...

1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries*
2. i just got a text message! SWEET!!!
3. I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES!

by Moe. S March 9, 2006

Text Raper

A person who texts you for hours and hours even if you say you are busy. A Text Raper has no life but to stare at his/her phone and wait for texts. He/She responds within 15 seconds of a text and continues texting forever, causing mental and physical abuse to you through text messages.

I was texting Rachel nonstop last night! She wouldn't stop texting me! She is such a Text Raper!

by Jshebs March 18, 2008

Text Message Breakup

The lowest of the low. Quite possibly the best way to let all your soon-to-be angry ex's friends know you have no balls.

(True Story)
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!

by Tananadadada January 7, 2009

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

Texpectation

At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"

I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.

by Vromsky March 2, 2009

ghost text

When you would swear you felt or heard your phone vibrating and think you got a text, but there is actually nothing there.

Spoooooky.....

Yay I got a text!!! Huh? No I didn't...but I heard it. Must've been a ghost text.

by tis just me October 18, 2008