Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 08, 2024

Phantom Tax

Derived/misheard from the internet slang term “Fanum Tax,” Phantom Tax is a friendly act of taking another’s items for a short time, essentially borrowing the item(s) without consent or stealing.

“Man, f*** your Phantom Tax bro. I was gonna eat that!”

by Man000000 April 27, 2025

tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons

And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.

by 🅰️ February 02, 2025

skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum

using your awesome skibidi rizz on ice spices gyatt while getting your food taken by fanum and kai cenat!

"what the hell are you doing man?"
"im skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum!!"

by 𝜗𝜚 March 03, 2024

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

..................

I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 03, 2016

Soda Tax

Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.

Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time

by AnonymousIsI April 12, 2011

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024