superman

When a blunt is all but a few centimeters long, you suck it barehandedly until your lips touch the cherry, then suck the whole thing down.

Yo man, superman that shit!

by desert fox May 8, 2005

spermed

the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.

i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.

by kaylanicool November 30, 2011

Supermoon

When a man bends over to show their bare ass to someone so thoroughly, his balls are also visible.

Aw, Jesus, that wasn't your average moon, that was a Supermoon.

by stinkywinky2 April 3, 2011

the superman

The Superman is a new and often painful sex act. During intercourse, the female will be required to wear a cape and occasionally a heroes mask as request by the male. The act must be performed in a first, second or occasionally a third story building. It is often wise to be surrounded by soft areas such as bushes. As the female party climaxes, she is snatched up by numerous men at surprise who jump from closets, doors and under the bed and thrown out of the window during her orgasm thus achieving the superman.

Female-Oooh....ooooh....oooooh shit I'm cumming!!! Mmmm!! Mmmmhmm? What the fuck? Eh...mmm...OH SHIT! FUCK!
*Silence*
Male-Thats the superman bitch...

by Karatechopgeo July 6, 2006

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008

Sperm Belcher

A person or persons, female or male, queer or straight who gives head and swallows.

That dude is definitely a sperm belcher.

by yukon June 20, 2006

spermburglar

A person who is so adept at sex or blowjobs, the recipient of their talents contracts temporary amnesia. Therefore providing the illusion of their sperm being stolen.

"Dude, this girl gave me the most insane blowjob last night. I passed out and couldn't remember my name, she's a total spermburglar."

by calysto September 12, 2011