Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.

Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”

by Race relations October 31, 2025

Liquor Store Social

When an unusually large number of homeless people (4+) hang out together outside a liquor store.

John: "I was on the bus headed to the comic store today when I saw like 8 homeless dudes hanging out outside the liquor store talking."
David: "Damn, how come we didn't get invited to the Liquor Store Social?"

by TurksAgainstVapes January 13, 2026

scream and stoge

When you scream as you're smoking a cigarette, and you cough your lungs up. It can kill you, no joke.

Dude, don't scare me... you almost made me scream and stoge!

by M$$$$$ June 1, 2011

shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.

Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013

Poppa's Corner Store

Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.

My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.

by Snuzzums November 29, 2016

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room.

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016