Statuesque 

built like a statue – in symmetry and proportion; spoke of a female, who is attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned, and muscularly defined (shapely) - with a taller, shapelier built –especially in the legs, thighs, buttocks, hips, and arms i.e. tall and shapely.

Marisol is a super sexy, built like a brick house, tall, statuesque, with body for days. She has a full, lush, lavish, luxurious, world class body.

Statuesque by Robbie Amorous October 20, 2005

United States 

A federal constitutional republic comprised of 50 states and a federal district (Washington D.C.). The United States is one of the world's most ethnically diverse and multicultural nations, this is due to widespread immigration from multiple regions around the globe.

Economically, the United States has the largest nominal GDP in the world. Militarily, it has the largest defense budget in the world. Politically, it yields significant influence through partnerships such as NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization), and strong ties to individual countries such as the U.K., Japan, Israel, Canada, Australia and South Korea. Culturally, the U.S. continues to yield significant influence through Hollywood and other widely viewed pop culture media.

If it weren't for the United States the European Union would be known as either Nazi Germany or the U.S.S.R.

United States by Dude 9 March 13, 2010

statuscatalyst 

a cryptic status message (such as on Facebook or GChat) that does not describe your mood unless coupled with other bits of information.

SA: What's with the strange status message?
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.

statuscatalyst by kidmuto August 3, 2008

statusitis

The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.

friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!

faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.

statusitis by whimsychic November 25, 2010

Statustician 

A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.

Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...

Statustician by cohencock November 11, 2011

Statuholic 

Someone that is absolutely addicted to updating their status.

George: " Dude who is that chick over there? She's kinda hot!"
Pete: " Oh, yeah thats Stacy. She's hot but she is a total Statuholic."
George: " Dang, I really think she looks damn fine. But being a Statuholic totally ruins it."

Statuholic by AskYourAss June 11, 2011

Statesider 

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.

In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.

Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011