SquirlyBird

a person that goes by the name of Briana Klatzko and Alex Helmecke who loves little hideous birdies! lol haha i "wuff" you bri!

sp-oot-ie, i "wuff" that word...wow...i love the word "wuff" haha its god...im gona steal it ::swipes word "wuff":: haha its mine all mine! whoot! ::snaps for alex::

by Alex Helmecke February 12, 2004

Squirrel

A fuzzy woodland creature that happens to be horny all the time, so watch out if you happen to pass by one while you're alone. These horny bastards don't descriminate against gender, so everyone has to keep an eye out. Oh, and in other cultures their other name is "Alex"

-Dude, I need to go take a piss

-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels

-You mean an 'Alex'?

by Nattie Nightmare August 15, 2008

squirrel hesitation

to hesitate at the site of a squirrel that might jump on you

I stopped walking because I had squirrel hesitation

by little me123 January 7, 2011

squirrel queen

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.

man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore

by redwhale1387 April 17, 2011

Squirrel

Is a bastardization of Quirrel, which is a bastardization of qurl, which is a bastardization of gurl, which is a bastardization of girl.

Man: Check out that amazing squirrel.
Friend: That's bestiality, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.

by zirconium November 7, 2011

Squimpy

Squimpy. As in squeezy quim. A person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. They are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. Favourite prey of university English professors.

Actor 1: That girl is so squimpy, I don't think I've ever seen her smile. I bet she'd still have that grimace even during sex.

Actor 2: Yeah, but you'd hatefuck the shit out of her and it'd be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

Actor1: Indeed.

by Drutski November 21, 2011

squirrel fucker

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them

Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker

by ticktokbabycock October 18, 2014