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squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.
My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.
by Grossed the fuck out January 18, 2010
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squeeze play

Similar to the butt hug but this is when you know you can't score the "homerun" so settle for the squeeze. Cause everyone uses first base, second base, third base to describe how far you have gone.
I think ill settle for the squeeze play its better than nothing considering I know I won't get the homerun.
by babe483 July 22, 2012
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Indian Squeeze

When 3 people sit in the front of a small 2-seater pickup truck.
"I saw Mr. Babaganoosh pull up into the drive thru with the rest of his family in an Indian Squeeze"
by Mr. Pockricket August 25, 2008
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Squeebs

Squeebs bit the fuck out of me.
by boerspouuut September 15, 2010
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squeef

It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.
My dick farted. It's a squeef.
by Squeef Monster November 6, 2004
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squee

Squee is a meaningless word that simultaneously means anything and everything. It is any noun, verb, adjective that the speaker or author intends it to be. Coined by Ariel and Christine last names unknown to be used in any given context. The point of the word is to be substituted for whatever need be. It allows a person to be as completely vague as possible yet still making a point.
"What did you and Amy do last night?"
"She was in a bad mood, so we just squeed."

It is undecipherable what the response means; the couple may have simply held hands or they could have engaged in sexual activities. The listener still can't understand what happened though still receives an answer. Thus 'squee' has successfully served its purpose yet again.
by killercaterpillar April 19, 2010
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Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths.
Thats the squeezer who touched me!
by bobby age 9 February 14, 2003
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