queen of spades

of sit on monstrous dick (at least 11 inches) and take it all. right before hes about to cum whip is out and insert it into ass hole all the way.
this may be very hard to do so get a good girl

dang. that girl was soo good to me. she did a queen of spades and it only took 20 mins before i came all inside off her asshole

by Claireeeeee January 17, 2008

Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

cinnamon spider

the butthole, getting this name from the apperance of the butthole with small lines extending outward from a dark round center like spider legs.

"Dont forget to wash that cinnamon spider real good in the shower Johnny!"

Dude 1: Dude, tell me you didn't taste that cinnamon spider last night, did you?

Dude 2: Dude, i think i might have i was hammered last night!

by weasley pites March 31, 2010

Riding Sidesaddle

A term applying to men who have recently been to the Snip Doctor to have their plums done.

He's currently "riding sidesaddle" but I'm sure he'll back to normal when they've healed up.

by Luciano Lovelace February 4, 2004

spider

a creature that god put on this earth to create fear.

reaction to small spider: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *fires gun*

by Space-Penis Super-Gear February 23, 2011

spider

A slang term for a vagina

Oh my god, she spread her legs so far, you could see her spider!

by Kel B July 27, 2006

race of spades

Named after the ace of spades, the Race of Spades is said to be drawn anytime a minority uses it to defuse a majority race's argument against them, automatically making them defensive. However, the Race of Spades doesn't always work. Blacks can't use the Race of Spades on Asians, since Asians don't oppress them like as whites, and most importantly: Asians are a more minor minority in the US than them.

White guy: What's up, nigga?
Black friend: Whassup!
Black bystander: Hey, respect the Afrikaaner and quit with the racism.

Black guy: Stop oppressing my people before I beat your ass.
Asian: Why don't you stop oppressing MY people, eh? Your Race of Spades doesn't work on me.

by Roger Sun May 14, 2006