smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

by biteme666 May 09, 2005

smoking box

smoking box is were u light the inside of a box on fire, and as u close it and the flame smokes up alot, u open it and inhale as much smoke as u can for as long as u can

"dude i hope we are smoking box"
"dude we are!!"
"hurry close the lid before all the smoke leaves!!"

by mr.smarterass November 09, 2009

Smoke Meat

When a male has a extremely under average penis

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term

Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!

Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!

Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!

by T>H>O>M>A>S June 02, 2009

smoke glock

smoke glock a just fired gun, smoking gun. Glock is a semi-auto hand gun, usually a 9MM.

JayZ song Hard Knock Life: From the dope spot, with the smoke glock/ Fleeing the murder scene,

by Gryphcat November 02, 2013

e-smoke

that single cigarette thats been rolling around in your desk drawer for weeks, months, or longer, saved for that day when you run out of smokes, and cant leave work to run to the store.

Aww man, i really need to go out for a smoke, but i smoked my last one this morning on break. (pause thinking) OH WAIT! I've got an e-smoke in my desk.

by Project5k January 30, 2009

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.

Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.

by Faded11 December 07, 2019

Smoked Salmon

When you get a joint and make a girl smoke it while shes blowing you
puff
puff
blow
blow

i love it when a girl gives me da smoked salmon

by Makudan December 11, 2006