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slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.
Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.
by JakeMontana February 12, 2017
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Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003
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San Francisco slippers

Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.
by cspri May 31, 2006
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Slipping

1. on the downward trend.
2. losing the edge.
3. falling into error.
4. not paying attention.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
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Slipknot Whiner

A person who makes fun of the band Slipknot. Often make fallacy filled arguments about the band. Always have a complete lack of common sense and believe they are going to somehow convince Slipknot fans to stop enjoying the band's music. Instead of just ignoring the thing that annoys them, a Slipknot Whiner will often go on youtube to make totally false statments about the band. This is mostly due to the fact that Slipknot Whiners are either people with no life, or a severe form of mental retardation. Slipknot whiners can easily be spotted on youtube by their usernames. Examples of Slipknot Whiners usernames are SHITKNOTSUCKSCOCK, SlipknotSucksAss and SlIpKnoTiSgAy.
Slipknot Whiner:SLIPNOT IZ GAAY!

Slipknot fans: Dude, STFU
by AnotherAsshole January 2, 2010
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Slipaloupaphobia

The fear of being chased around a kitchen table by a wolf, while wearing socks.
I have terrible slipaloupaphobia!
by Briller November 19, 2010
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slippery noodle

Slippery Noodle: The abuse of administrative powers to mess around with the forum posts of other members, commonly adding the suffix "Slippery Noodle" to the end of their posts, for the entertainment of the noodler(s). Often used on n00bs.
Bladen caught thhe slippery noodle somehow without slicing through it with his sharp scythes. He looked at it for a moment; it was perfect! he reached out to give it to Nina so that she could have a look at it. Slippery Noodle.
by Ankytomacafl May 24, 2009
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