Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.

I had a sliding session with my dog the other day

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

cha cha slide OD

lil peeep did a od white doing push ups in gym with speacial k.a.m.i.l booty

i just did a cha cha slide OD

by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Js slide it in twn

To slide that veiny ahh dih into yo homie

Bro "js slide it in twn" I can't wait for the dih

by GrandMasterBaiter February 10, 2025

Skoopski slide

When a woman gives a guy a handjob furiously and before the point of ejaculation, she sits prone on his penis and wiggles

Husband: honey, I’m feeling frisky tonight
Wife: lets skoopski slide

Husband: lets do it

by Laine is god June 11, 2018