School Hangover

When you fall asleep in class, and literately pass out. When waking up, the following symptons may occur:
1. Drooling
2. Cowlick
3. Dont remember anything( where u are or whats going on)
4.eyes burning from light
5. major headache

THIS IS NOT RELATED TO A DRINKING HANGOVER

Today, only having an 1 of sleep the night before, completely passed out in the middle of a science lecture. When i woke up, drool was everywhere

Me: Where am I
Friend: You just had a school hangover

by Moik THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL March 3, 2011

School

Where creativity goes to die.

Lucy used to be a prodigy...until she reached kindergarden and had to go to school to get a "proper education".

by LamentablyLetterless April 29, 2011

School

The place that is the actual hell, and not the religious hell.

You go to school for 7 1/2 hours and have more work to go home with

by otgrj June 12, 2011

School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages

Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.

by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011

school

torture

How fucking great, my teacher Ms. Contreras made me have to stay in at school longer.

by DomoTrimbleMLG April 26, 2017

Schoolaholic

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose

You are a schoolaholic

by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

School Computer

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.

“Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!

by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019