shatter

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of. a noun used in a sentence without a verb so shatter is acting as a gerund without the -ing or verb part.

person 1: did you hear X likes you?
person 2: ew hell no X shatter!
person 1: dont be so harsh! its true though

by Darth Vadewhore January 6, 2013

shister

Someone who is greedy with weed and hooks up on small sacks and never smokes anyone out.

Man, I hate that fuckin shister Zack.

by Randy August 31, 2003

Shitler

I woman who is so demanding that she comes off as a dictator. Derived from the combination of "she" & "Hitler."

My girlfriend is always telling me what to do. She's such a shitler.

by packphour January 21, 2008

kidney shifter

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.

Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Shirter

Somebody who wears replica football shirts all the time, not just a one off. Strong correlation with being a virgin.

‘Oh look it’s a shirter. Grow up mate’

by Amp12 May 19, 2019