Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

Shocker

When a man is trying to get a woman super horny, he will often insert two fingers in her pussy and one in her booty....causing intense pleasure .

I wasn't into him until he used the shocker on me. Now I can't get enough of him.

Lame sex life? Tell him to use the shocker until you climax...it is incredable.

by Satan_Spice December 7, 2016

shock and anchor

Fisting while spreading your fingers so you can't get back out.

I gave her a shock and anchor and she wanted me to release

by Jake busts nuts December 10, 2016

shock gnarly dank

when something is really rad or makes you so happy you just want to scream that it's awesome

That wave i just caught was so shock gnarly dank bro!!!

by swagboy15 June 13, 2017

Shock cock

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her

Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated

by Shockercocker August 13, 2017

Shocker

To have a shocker is when someone has a shocker of a day

Eg: stirlo had a shocker when his level broke and radio stopped working.
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died

by Brett marsh October 13, 2017

Schnockered

Marge Simpson’s Definition of Drunk.

“Yes, I frequently get schnockered, I might even get Lackered from time to time”

by EthanIsGreat April 22, 2018