Raspy Santa

Getting punched in the sack, ouch! The screams of terror.

Did you hear the neighbours, Raspy Santa is back in town.

by Shamus172 November 7, 2025

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Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person

Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay

by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024

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Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly

Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation

by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012

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Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

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