Quiver in the river

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023

alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker

A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye

by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023

River

ONE OF THE MOST SEXIEST MF's EVER

"oh hey it's papi River lol"

by notcaiden👀 December 2, 2021

River Phoenix

Talented good looking actor who has a kind personality and is loved by millions

River Phoenix was an American Actor best known for movies like Stand By Me or My Own Private Idaho

I think Thimothée Chalamet is the River Phoenix of his generation

by rio2002 November 22, 2021

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011