When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.
My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
by ayab0t March 11, 2025
Get the Asynchronous relationshipmug. normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020
Get the in relationshipmug. Alex: Yeah me and Reagan just broke up. It was an eclipse relationship. It didn’t last forever but it was amazing.
by catinawalmartbag May 5, 2024
Get the Eclipse Relationshipmug. micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.
“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee
because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
Get the micro-relationshipmug. Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020
Get the McDonald's Relationshipmug. A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.
Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.
by rideF May 14, 2024
Get the Clartonic relationshipmug. by Pulsyylol December 3, 2022
Get the healthy relationshipmug.