Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Cartel punch

A dangerous cocktail made up of A double shot of Captain Morgan cannon blast, 6oz of cranberry juice, and a splash of redbull.

Heather got fucked up on New Years after drinking 4 cartel punches.

by Cambam92 April 12, 2016

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

Punching Fog

When fucking a woman with a loose fanny.

Man, Sharon's fanny is so loose after 4 kids it's like punching fog.

by 2766 January 27, 2019

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013