Pumper

Replacement word for wanker or cunt

What a Pumper!

by Rob February 22, 2004

Pumpernickel

A word describing great shock and surprise registered by the speaker of the word.

Second definition could also mean prostitutes.

Oh my pumpernickel, you did not just have Anneka's Turkish Delight

by JewishNose September 13, 2013

Pump N Dump

Another way to describe pulling out during sexual intercourse.

I took a girl home last night who wasn't on the pill so I had to do the ole pump n dump on her back.

by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

Donald Trump Pump

Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.

My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.

by Ivanna Sukyadik May 23, 2009

pump fake

This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.

when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...

by never been a gimp pirate January 29, 2004

pumpernickels

Pumpernickels is an expletive on Buddypic.com. It substitutes the word "nude(s)" for "pumpernicke(s)"

1. Send me your pumpernickels baby.

by Tommy Kerr September 6, 2005

Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003