A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.
Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.
by master poonway April 25, 2022
Get the Poonmug. It's a way of showing off your affection anywhere and everywhere and always ends up with no clothes and children either in the mouth, being made or on the boobs
by Rucas - GGSS BOYS August 11, 2021
Get the Poon Poonmug. The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
by D Rex December 15, 2007
Get the poon divingmug. the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.
mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
by halsey's #1 fan May 29, 2018
Get the ethel poonmug. Or "pussy price" or "pp"
The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"
Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O
The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"
Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O
"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."
by Narcissus Flower August 27, 2015
Get the Poon Pricemug.