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Poon Chute

An Oklahoman term for the urethra of a phallus.
Billy docked his peen in Todd’s poon chute.”
by SWERVOPTIMUS August 13, 2021
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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021
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Poon Thinker

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways
by Pooner69 June 12, 2021
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too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...
dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...
by matches April 22, 2003
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Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.
For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!
by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024
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Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.
Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.
by Clark gwold December 12, 2024
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poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.
House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.
by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025
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