Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 4, 2018

Pie Guy

A person who is overly obsessed with pies. Cherry, apple, custard, does not matter, He wants mo'.

Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!

by Jess123321 September 29, 2007

Emo Pie

The nickname for Ali Halani, celeberity from 1845-1912.

People refer to Ali Halani as Emo pie when in a conversation.

Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?

George: Yeah, it was awesome!

by Bob Rewarder May 28, 2009

pudgy pie

The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.

Dude I heard Patton got pudgy pied so hard by Quade last night.

by leagueofsuperbestfriends August 17, 2015

Shoofly pie

A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"

Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.

by Ashiedown December 23, 2013

Queef Pie

The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus

Omg I had a queef pie last night!

by 03woodsj May 28, 2009

Dirty Pie

An eccentric male homosexual who does not practice proper hygiene bathing techniques of his anal area.

I could never dine on a dirty pie because I only care to eat clean booty.

by Creative Butt Pirate July 23, 2012