bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004

phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.

Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.

by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006

phone bowling

-the act or practice of talking to a friend on the telephone while simultaneously smoking bowls of marijuana
-a "phone bowl" is related to, and derivative of "phone sex"; however, while the latter tends to lead to expensive phone-bills and suspicious spouses, the former tends to lead to cheesey fries

Nah, I'll pass on the joint, man... my buddy in Maine and I are gonna be phone bowling in like 10 minutes...

Man, I've got crazy munchies... I just had the best phone bowl of my life with this chick from my Ecology class.

by Yeeper July 22, 2006

Phonebook funny

Attributed to a naturally funny person who can do absolutely anything, e.g. read the phonebook, and get a laugh.

Charles was really cracking me up with that story. It wasn't actually funny, just the way he said it was funny.

Oh, yeah, Charles is phonebook funny.

by zardoz73 October 30, 2009

phinerb

noun. A love term used to describe the incestrial relationship between the two Disney Channel step-brothers, Phineas and Ferb in the original Disney Channel cartoon series, Phineas and Ferb. This word is common in the fanfiction world and is the most popular yaoi couple associated to Disney Channel.

I wrote a Phinerb fanfiction!

Last night's episode was just full of Phinerb!

by TwitchMyItch October 11, 2013

cell phone

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.

Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.

by sdasdsadsadas May 28, 2006

Windows Phone 7

A next-gen mobile OS from the techno giant Microsoft. It has been called "revolutionary, new-age, perfect consumer device", and has been said to be giving Apple a run for their money.

Jeff: I just got a Windows Phone 7 device.

Janet: Really can I see it.

Jeff: Yeah.

Janet: This is SO cool.

by hitRECordjoe September 11, 2010